THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
"Get a fucking room you two!"
Trying to give someone a seductive look:
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my life
do caterpillars know that one day they’re gonna be a butterfly or do they just build their cocoons like “bruh wtf am i doing this for”
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
NO DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE TRAPPED. I had to take a course on personal protection and the trained women who taught the course told us that unless there is NO WAY OUT and you are absolutely trapped do. Not. Do. This. Many shooters are enraged and will shot victims more than once, many of them will walk by and then put another bullet in you just because you’re there, there isn’t enough blood and they can. IF YOU CAN RUN AND THERE IS A PATH TAKE IT. if you are in an inclosed space do this. That is the only time you should do this.
"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
the last time I got caught looking at porn was when I looked up “legend of zelda wind waker porn” and I felt so guilty I told my dad
My greatest creation: really gay vegeta
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
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